Never take a diuretic before beginning serious work. I should know this. Sometimes I feel a bit too dizzy in the head. Dizzy in the sense of being ditzy. See, when I work on my laptop at the library I can't just go to the bathroom and leave it there. Some white person at the Wall Township Public Library might steal it. So I have to turn it off, unplug it, and put it away just to take a tinkle.

The diuretic was my detox tea, which I took because I have been breathing too heavily in my house. I am afraid I may have inhaled too many toxins. My lungs were hurting and I just couldn't wait for my jog tonight. So I hit the tea this morning. Now my bladder has been exploding. Goodness gracious me oh my.