I had a dream last night that I was to be my generation's Anti-Christ. The competition was between me and a little baby. Who will be the Anti-Christ? Obviously me, because I can tell by the way the baby crawls and scampers around that he is a dullard. He is just too happy. This makes him just a little bit below me, unsuited to be the only Anti-Christ. I woke up feeling really good.

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