Last night I had a dream that I lost my friends' cellphones. I lost the cellphones of Chris, Eric, Ana and Ipsita. They were, of course, all annoyed with me. Then I lost my cousin Ryan's cellphone. My cousin Ryan's wife Robin comes to my house to yell at me for losing his cellphone and I explain to her that the reason I don't have my own cellphone is because I was once a fervent Heideggerian (I don't know how one can be a FERVENT Heideggerian) and that I see cellphones as devices that actually destroy Being. Then I admit that I was simply monstrously depressed AND pretentious and now I am ready to be like everyone else and own my own cellphone. Geez. What a dream. I wonder what this dream MEANS??????? Let's analyze it.