Today is laundry day. I'm going over to my dad's place to wash out my piss-soaked drawers. To demoldify my shower towels. To get the dust, mold, and other toxins off my clothes. Each time I clean out the lint collector I think: "That is poison that will now never oppress me! It will go off into the atmosphere where it belongs - where it can do no harm, no evil, to me or anyone else! Hallelujah!"