At the risk of being repetitive, I have always been superior to the Herd Animals around me. Even at the age of 5 I was interested in four things: sex, philosophy, infinite imagination and the eternal glorification of the subjective will.

I found Sesame Street to be very patronizing. Why were they talking to me like I was a retard? I was interested in the adult world. I never liked the Muppets either. Patronizing!

I did, however, like Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood, probably because Mr. Rogers looked like Eric's Dad, Mr. Hartz. "Eric! What's the matter with you, Eric? Take off your shoes Eric and let's watch that trolley!"