Bad news! My tomatoes are not growing fast enough. I do not know if I will yield a crop by Halloween!
The answer: I'm going to use my own feces as fertilizer.
Not only are human feces a great fertilizer, but I want Mrs. G to SMELL my feces. It will turn me on knowing that she is smelling my turds.
So, as of this Monday, I will be fertilizing my tomatoes the old-fashioned way.
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