What a day! I was the victim of an unprovoked attack via e-mail! A member of my writers' group has a problem with my work. Apparently he is the only one.

That's how it's been my entire life. I find something I really care about and someone tries to take it away from me. Then people wonder why I have such a pissy attitude.

Well, he's not going to win this time. I'll make him look like a fool. I'll put a dunce cap on his head. I'll put him in a dunk tank and throw baseballs at the target. I'll call him Simple the Fool and have him entertain microcephalics for a living.

Oh, I'll fight back all right. I'll verbally humiliate him. This is my life.