Yesterday, I went to that porno store on Route 35 in Ocean Township. Jersey Shore porno stores are beyond depressing - meager selections at ridiculous prices. $30.00 for a rather generic VHS from the 80s. Um, yeah. Get the f outta here! However, I saw a sign outside this store that said: "Under New Management! Big Sale!" I, of course was disappointed. Now the generic 80s VHS tapes were only $20.00. Wow. The selection was just as pathetic, the store just as threadbare, chintzy and garish. The fat white-trash sales girl just as fat, stupid, ugly and white trash. Down here it seems like only white garbage go to porno stores. Maybe that's because decent people have the Internet? I don't know. Anyway, there was this razzmatazz fuckshit white-trash garbage couple in the store. They were talking to the fat, Adidas-wearing, inbred-faced, white-garbage female sales clerk. Apparently they were all friends. And guess what? They had a toddler with them! The toddler was looking at the shemale videos and shiznit. Pieces of fuckshitassholefuck. Now I sound like white trash-garbage. This is what I don't get about the white trash staff and customers at this place: Why does the white trash think that pornography is trash too? They do. But then they try to convince themselves that they don't think it's trash so they take on an "enlightened", non-judgemental (suspending judgement takes a lot for them), extra-loose, "liberated" vibe. In which it's okay to bring toddlers into porn stores and talk about rubber cocks with trashy, backwoods gay men. They don't judge, but watch if their white trash hillbilly wigger boyfriend "cheats" on them! It's backwoods, postmodern and extremely depressing all at the same time. I had to get out. The porno stores in NY are so much better. And, um, I can actually buy a decent porno from this decade for $10!