The Sundae, Part 1

My sister and I took a large milkshake glass. We coated it with Hershey's syrup. Then we added a tablespoon of sugar, a tablespoon of salt, a tablespoon of pepper, a handful of dried elbow macaroni, a pinch of coffee grounds, a shot of milk, a shot of half and half, a shot of whiskey, a shot of Pepsi, a shot of orange juice, a pinch of flour, a pinch of powdered sugar, a pinch of cinnamon, a dash of oregano and thyme, a dollop of cottage cheese and sour cream, two or three green olives and one or two hot peppers. The we pressed it down and topped it off with several scoops of chocolate and vanilla ice cream. By the time we were done our concoction did, surprisingly, look like a real ice cream sundae.

We were planning to leave it on our neighbor Sandy's back porch in hopes that she would drink it.

To Be Continued...