The Perfect Girl

What I want to find is a girl who always wants to stay home. Who says: "Go out? Go out and socialize? What for? Why would I want to go out and be packed in a room with a bunch of smelly Herd Animals! These people are, quite simply, beneath me! What I want, my dear William, is to sit in the house all night and discuss philosophy. Let's fuck and ask: 'Why is anything here at all? Why is there not just nothing? And even if there was nothing if there was nothing there would have to be something because even if there was just nothing then nothing would be something.' I want to stay home all night and discuss unknowable, unsolvable ontological discussions. Cosmicism? Let's hang on to each and every single last moment, my dear William! Who wants to die, fade into eternal nothingness, and end up as dust in a dead, cold, empty universe? Let's talk about that. It is better than going out with a bunch of Herd Animals, is it not? Isn't it more fun to stay home and play hide and seek? Or to wrestle? Or to do experiments?"