It is hard not to give in to despair when I see that our entire culture revolves around the Kardashians and the Jersey Shore cast. I used to be afraid of being abducted by aliens, but now I do not think that I would want to live in a world without them. The human race no longer has any dignity. By thinking that I am an alien I am an alien. I am no longer human. By making my thought processes so different from those of mere humans I have become a higher and different form of intelligent life. So I am the alien. What do I have to fear now?