I'm working on a piece for my writers' group. It is about how I have never understood how anyone could be interested in sports. I mean, could anyone pick a more boring subject? Who cares what the Giants/Eagles/Pats/Packers do or don't do? Why don't people root for themselves? Why aren't people interested in themselves? Why are they always cheering the accomplishments of others? Not only that, but most sports games are CONFUSING? What the hell is a First Down? What does off-sides mean. And who the hell knows WHAT goes on with baseball!

I suppose the only sport I ever liked was boxing because it is rather uncomplicated.